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No-shave November.

Bust out the plaid shirts an bearded men! This is the greatest month for us chicks who love our rugged menz. I love beards. Now, while men get to have all the fun, the ladies still suffer.

I’m kind of bummed no-shave november is non applicable to women, but it’s understandable because it’s kind of gross.

There are very few who can get away with it. There was the recent Sports Illustrated model who didn’t shave her legs and she was HOT. There are the select few pixie cut model-esque women who can rock the Euro underarms even, but me? No.

I will continue to dump serious $ on razors month after month. I will continue to miss the spot on my knees, and cry when I slice my ankles by mistake. I will hate myself when I get goosebumps and feel all stubbly again.

I’m moving to Europe.