Me: (as boyfriend is watching the big bang theory) …babe this show is terrible.
Julian: I know… People only watch this show cause that chick’s boobs are always showing through her shirt anyways.
Me: Why are you looking??? BABE!
Julian: You only watch basketball cause you can see the guy’s junk flying around!
Me: honey, if you could see their junk “flying” around, there would be a hell of a lot more women Into sports.
Julian: *nods head* good point.
