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Bewbs!

I’m going through the casting process of Dr.90210, you know the plastic surgery show on E!  I was told one of the doctor’s expressed interest in me and thought my story would make for an interesting episode. I decided to go for it! The office told me I need to send in a shot of me topless from the front and from the side, so I took them and prepped the e-mail to be sent. Simple yeah? Totally. Hello, my name is Heather Locker, and I like to make simple situations extraordinarily awkward and difficult. I had two tabs open on my browser, two separate e-mails going…. one of which was an e-mail to a company for which I was applying for a job, -the other the Dr.90210 office. Guess which one I attached the photos to? Hello Moog, I hope you enjoy the pixxx! Hire me? FML.